Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors… and miss. ~Robert Heinlein
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ~Ernest Hemingway
A hangover is the wrath of grapes. ~Author Unknown
I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk. ~John Marcellus Huston
If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim. ~Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! that we should, with joy, pleasance, revel, and applause, transform ourselves into beasts! ~William Shakespeare, Othello
I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. Frank Sinatra
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. ~Jean Kerr
They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst. ~Scottish Proverb
I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything on. ~Oscar Levant
Bacchus has drowned more men than Neptune. ~Giuseppe Garibaldi
We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good. ~Horace Hutchinson
A man ought not never to get drunk above the neck. ~Author Unknown
I began drinking alcohol at the age of thirteen and gave it up in my fifty sixth year; it was like going straight from puberty to a mid-life crisis.- George Montgomery
You got to realise that when I was 20 years old, I had a house, a Mercedes, a Corvette and a million dollars in the bank before I could buy alcohol legally. Dr Dre
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won’t let himself get snotty about it. ~Raymond Chandler
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. ~W.C. Fields
No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkeness – or so good as drink. ~Lord Chesterton
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. ~Lady Astor
I am the booze-Jim Lahey, Trailer Park Boys